Howdy all, please read on for details of your task....?

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1. i reckon thats the best f***in way to get on with ur life . good job buddy. note:i just paged down and read the last line as i cudnt really be a****d to read all that but good luck anyway.(clink)
2. im not reading that fucking shite again no guns or fuck all what a joke
3. What a f**Ked up holiday you had what fun lol I bet the taxi driver was glad to get rid of all you F*ckers
4. Sorry......... I lost the plot after line 3!
5. Oh man that sucks. And all this happened in America. Im pretty sure you'll never come back here lol
6. i reckon your dad is cool he should have decked steve i would have, anyone can lock themselves ooot the fkn car especially when your pist-up on holiday with-oot having some as-ole make a big deal out of it, as for your philosophy of forgiving every prick who takes a tantrum then goes in the huff, it wont work they will just keep doing it, so its always best to tell them in the morning that they were an embarrassing wanker the night before and that if they act like that again they can fk of home, ps you should have stood back an let the shady guy in the other car who you thought was casing up your (rental car so who gives a fk) car a chance to steal the fukin thing then when he gets the door open set your cool dad on him and mug him for your car.
7. Fvck $hit Ar$e Cvnt Bollocks D1ckhead Struth W@nker To$$er Hows that? Hey Angus you forgot about Okeechobee.
8. LOL i annoyed you that much. FUCKING HELL LOL OH I CAN'T WAIT TO POST MY NEXT PILE OF SH1TE. see how many angry emails I get then. lol FUCKING HELL. EDIT: Okay, I was just reading back on this and you got some real answers and I never. WHY the fu ck not? Fu ck man. THATS NOT FAIR
9. No real American would bother reading all that rubbish.
10. I wae born there (Orlando) and I dinnae read all that ye feck. A cab lift to nearest Publix (Asda, Tesco's) fer a slab of Guinness, Newcastle and couple of 20/20's (Closest to Buckie I've found) ... another lift to OBT and spend the noche people watching and tying on a wee pi$$. If you have a pack of fags you will also draw in the f.ag-mooching element ... ye shuld be out of fags in aboot an hour.
11. You missed out a comma..
12. jellyfish,jellyfish,jellyfish.